MTNL new life time plan both prepaid & postpaid

म टी न ल का नया लाइफ टाइम prepaid या postpaidluklib मोबाइल सिर्फ़ 150 रूपये मे

MTNL new STD rates

म टी न ल ने S T D दरो की घोषणा की है जिसके अनुसार अब म टी न ल के मोबाइल डोलफिन्न तृम्प और गरुडा से स टी डी सिर्फ़ १ रुपये २५ पैसे प्रति मिनट होगीजबकि फिक्सड फ़ोन से ये दरे ८० पैसे प्रति मिनट से लेकर १ रुपए २० पैसे होगी

MTNL FWP internet plan

http://mtnldelhi.in/fwt_240508.htm

TATA INDICOM new perpaid life plan with lowest outgoing local rates

Calling at 49 paise to other operators is a very good deal. This is the USP of the Tata Indicom Go Speak Life plan, which was launched last month. This plan has been made available to the Prepaid users and the plan components are as follows:
Starter pack at Rs.299
Daily charge of Rs.1.50 as rental
Lifetime validity
Tata to other mobile phones @ 49 paise
Tata to Tata, both mobile and Walky @ 39 paise
Tata to Tata during night @ 29 paise
Tata to other fixed lines @ 99 paise
STD calling @ Rs. 2.49

THANK GOD ITS WEEKEND

Virgin Mobile added another recharge to its vPower section and this one is called THANK GOD ITS WEEKEND RECHARGE or the TGIW pack.
This special recharge priced at Rs. 18 offers local calls to all mobile at 30 paise/min and 100 free SMS’s. The drawback for this pack is that it offers only 3 days validity which means that you have to utilize those 100 SMS’s in a span of 3 days.
We Say: Good recharge pack as the SMS cost would be as low as 18 paise per SMS, but would have been great if the validity it offered was a little more.

Vodafone ka chhota credit

Vodafone has recently launched Chhota Credit, a service which helps users to get a credit of Rs.10. Users can use this service when their balance is low and there is no recharge outlet at hand. The credit can be availed by sending CREDIT to 144 (toll free). The amount would be adjusted in the next recharge you make. The amount taken would be Rs.11, the extra rupee being charged for the service.
The credit would be available till 7 days
Service only for Vodafone users who have completed 3 months with the operator
User’s balance validity must be more than 7 days

chameli & sharmili

Chameli – What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Sharmi – After one year, the dog is still excited to see you.

love marriage or arranged

Shaamu – what is the Difference: LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
Gulla – suicide is better or being murdered

शामू गुल्ला

शामू – मिट्टी मे क्या खोज रहे हो?
गुल्ला – आपने कहा था ना कि तुमने मेरी इज्जत मिट्टी में मिला दी। तो वही खोज रहा हूं।

नेता जी और पी ऐ

नेताजी – समझ में नहीं आता कि जब बुद्धि बंट रही थी उस समय तुम कहां थे?
पी ऐ- साहब उस समय मैं आपके साथ दौरे पर था।